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One of the main things I like to stay focused on for my clients is keeping myself excited and engaged in the sessions I provide. I don’t think it’s a secret that this is a job and like any job it can become monotonous if you let it. I’ve heard plenty of complaints about clock-watching Dommes who are clearly not enjoying themselves or underwhelmed Dommes in FemDom clips just going through the motions. I am familiar with this energy (or lack thereof) because I’ve been one of those Dommes! On various occasions! You live, you learn, right? It takes time to figure out what you like, what you don’t like and what you’re good at. 

Now I know that a big part of my job is to simply stay engaged and excited in each play session I provide. It takes a bit of extra effort but it’s always well worth it! Recently I got the opportunity to revive one of the Golden Oldies of Kink - Trampling! I used to get these requests all the time but over the past year or so the demand dried up for a bit. In my experience, this happens with all kink fads, people’s collective interests wander to other kinks and then inevitably circle back.

Well it looks like trampling is having a comeback and my chunky butt is all about it! 

Trampling is essentially just walking on someone, mainly their chest and the top of their thighs. There’s a few ways I could do this, I could silently and awkwardly stand on the person while holding unsettling eye contact. Another option; I could snarl and point at them while narrating what’s happening with specklings of the phrases “bad boy” and “good boy” interspersed throughout. Or I could opt for the 3rd and final option, I could turn the tramplee into the dancefloor of Bastienne’s Disco!

With my snazzy bell bottoms, disco ball, sweet jams and even cooler moves, you’re going to LOVE being turned into a dance floor! The music is amazing and the vibes are great but best of all you get to be my back up singer! Yes, that’s right, you - the dirty, ol’ dance floor! Are you excited? Me too! Obviously we’ll have to try different songs and practice our harmonies so get ready for lots of laughs and a few days of bruises! Well worth it, I think!

Listen to me gush all about it here in my “Writings & Ramblings” newsletter thingy. At the end of the commentary is an amazing audio snippet from my latest, Abba inspired, trample-disco-fiesta. If you can make it through the whole audio without giggling or getting a boner, you are officially a robot! Go listen and while you’re there, sign up for my newsletter to get free Kinky Thinky injected straight into your slutty little email box every Tuesday!

xo Bastienne “Dancing Queen” Cross